Newton's Disease may or may not exist

Griffen Biederman is going to find out. Griffen’s own existence is a quagmire of disappointment — work is a vacuum, his shrink is a pusher and his marriage is a joke.

Richard Nixon is a client on the phone. He may or may not have Newton’s Disease. Consolidated Mutual, Griffen’s employer, dictates that Mr. Nixon be denied without question. In a fit of individualism Griffen bucks the system to track down the truth.

What he discovers will have you questioning what you know. Does 16 + 9 = 23? Do Catholic parents raise Presbyterian children? Is selflessness unattainable? Yes and other answers found within.